5-Word 365 #354 – Mixed Nuts
I wish it could be Christmas every day, but not if it meant I ever had to watch this crap again.
Remakes
5-Word 365 #340 – The Bad Lieutenant – Port Of Call: New Orleans
It would appear my impromptu Eva Mendes retrospective has become an actual event. Funny how that happens.
5-Word 365 #330 – Night Of The Living Dead (2006)
There is a valid reason for me watching this. It wasn’t just my OCD acting up again.
5-Word 365 #316 – The Thing (2011)
And so, another week comes to a close with some delicious blood and guts. We’re in the final countdown folks; barely 50 days left in the year. Can you stick it out with me? There’s no way I’m quitting now.
5-Word 365 #307 – The Karate Kid (2010)
It’s a good thing we’re getting near the end of the year, because my unnamed movie streaming services have turned out to have pretty slim pickings when it comes to kids films that are even remotely watchable for anyone with a mental age higher than 3. Luckily though, today’s choice doesn’t fall into that category.
5-Word 365 #300 – My Bloody Valentine (2009)
Holy crap, it’s Day 300! Honestly, I doubted I would get this far.
I know today is supposed to be Kid’s Film Friday, but the scariest flick in the Children section on Netflix was Cop and a Half. I love you Burt Reynolds, but not that much. I’ve gone for something a bit more festive today instead.
5-Word 365 #298 – A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)
Still October, still horror.
5-Word 365 #243 – The Amityville Horror (2005)
5-Word 365 #229 – Clash of the Titans (2010)
Two years late, but what the hell.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy – Ryan’s Verdict
Last year, shortly after the UK cinema release, 5-Word featured its first guest review; a fittingly verbose column on this film from Clare Williams (read it here). In the intro to that piece, I said that Clare would be contributing more to the site in the future, but as it turns out, we can’t afford her. You’ll just have to make do with me. But anyway, here’s Day 226.
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