Andy Finally Watches (and Ryan finally posts)… Harry Potter V

Ladies and Gentlemen, and those reading over your shoulder, it has been a while, but that is due to mine host forgetting he had a website to maintain. Well, now he has finally woken up and general ramblingness can be resumed, so without further ado…… Read More

5-Word 365 #359 – The Adjustment Bureau

It’s Christmas Eve. Also known as day 359 of the year 2012. I’m hanging with the family here at my sister’s place, waiting for the big beardy fella to stop by with all sorts of goodies for my two nieces. There is one tiny drawback to this, which is that it’s harder to get some time to myself to watch a movie, so I waited until everyone else had gone to bed and then I watched this. It’s not Christmassy. I don’t care. Merry Christmas, happy holidays, praise His Noodley Appendage… Whatever you’re into.

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Andy Finally Watches… Harry Potter II

Andy returns! And for some reason, he decided to open with a joke…

Juan and Pepe have been stranded in the desert for days without food or water and are desperate, when in the distance, they see a tree on fire, with bacon lining the branches. Juan sets off for it drooling but when he gets near to it, he has to run away as guns are fired and the bullets narrowly miss him. Pepe shouts to him and says Read More

5-Word 365 #270 – Conan The Barbarian (2011)

I felt like doing another live commentary review today. This is frankly the perfect movie for it; there’s plenty happening and most of it is at least vaguely ridiculous. On a related note, I’ve been toying with the idea of maybe recording one of these as an actual audio commentary that you can sync up and listen to when you’re watching the movie at home. Kinda like Rifftrax, but free. Let me know if you have any comments on that. But in the mean time, here’s this…

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