Andy Finally Watches (and Ryan finally posts)… Harry Potter V

Ladies and Gentlemen, and those reading over your shoulder, it has been a while, but that is due to mine host forgetting he had a website to maintain. Well, now he has finally woken up and general ramblingness can be resumed, so without further ado…… Read More

Andy Finally Watches… Harry Potter II

Andy returns! And for some reason, he decided to open with a joke…

Juan and Pepe have been stranded in the desert for days without food or water and are desperate, when in the distance, they see a tree on fire, with bacon lining the branches. Juan sets off for it drooling but when he gets near to it, he has to run away as guns are fired and the bullets narrowly miss him. Pepe shouts to him and says Read More

Andy Finally Watches… Harry Potter I

Andy’s back! This time he’s getting stuck in to the Harry Potter series. If you read the About page for this site, you’ll see where I said that you wouldn’t be getting any Harry Potter reviews here. Well, that was when I was the only mug writing for this site. Andy just writes what he wants to, and this is what he wants to write. Take it away, big yin…

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Andy Finally Watches… The Last Samurai

Welcome to a new occasionally regular feature here at 5-Word, that I’m calling Andy Finally Watches Movies He Really Should Have Seen By Now. There are a lot of movies that you might be surprised to learn Andy hasn’t watched yet, so this occasionally regular column will give him the excuse to finally watch movies he really should have, um, you know, seen by now.

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