50? I’ve done 50 of these things? Blimey. I’ve picked a cracker for my golden jubilee.
Nude Nuns With Big Guns
Yeah, I’m going to hell.
There are no words. So I’m not going to use any.
Well okay, maybe I’ll use a few.
What is there to add? Not a damn thing.
If you are anything like me, you decided whether you wanted to watch this or not as soon as you saw the title.
Don't worry, she had this coming.
If you are not anything like me, you’ll probably hate this.
Somebody really has this coming.
It ticks all the boxes for sleazy grindhouse movies: random nudity; excessive violence; swearing nuns; drug-dealing priests; rape; rapists getting their dicks shot off. Something for everybody.
"What do you mean there's naked nuns in this movie? Are they hot? I spend all my scenes by myself talking on this damn phone! Get me my agent"
Forgive my brevity today, but it’s late and I’ve been drinking all afternoon. Normal service will be resumed shortly. Adios muchachos.
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Most tits in a B-movie ever. I loved it!
Actually enjoyed how it was a proper sleazy, nasty, filthy, dirty B-movie – and didn’t try to be anything else. Only bested by Hobo with a Shotgun for me last year.
Good point. I loved Hobo too, although it was almost parodying the genre at the same time as celebrating it. Nuns is just straight-up sleaze.
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen my other site http://driveinmakeout.com/ but I am a big fan of sleaze (warning – if you go there it’s NSFW). Anyway, I didn’t love this one that much but it will be making an appearance sometime in the future : )
I haven’t seen that site, no. Rest assured I will be stopping by forthwith!
Excellent : )